the things some do in the dark

late of the evening when one has nothing better to do with one's time than to spy on the dark belly of the underworld that is the upstairs neighbors, deep conversations ensue.....

dude! what is that sound? shhhhhhh. don't open the curtains anymore - they'll totally see. look on your side.
like they'll see. they're high.
how do you know these things?! ohmygosh, did you see that?
they totally have a pipe. look.... he keeps hittin' it.
if they're gonna play *drug lords of pine*, shouldn't they have a quieter car?
shhhhhh. i can't see.
ok. how does being quiet, help you see? dude. where are your binoculars?
like you're going to see anything in the dark.
ahh but you could be stealthy then. what you need is night vision. thats the ticket. ok, seriously. don't open the curtain anymore!!!
i can't see. and they're not gonna see me. do you think i should call in an anonymous tip to the police?
oh there's an idea. then they'll know just where to point in their drive-by.
technically they couldn't get off any really good shots from that street angle.
comforting...... you know, i bet this is where capone lived. in this very house.
why in the world would you think that?
lets look at the facts. its a nice house...big...spacious, yet not conspicuous. almost modest. there are several points of discreet exit.....and....aaaaaand, there's the weird spot on the floorboard in the living room.....huh, huh?? am i right? a hidden "trap-door" perhaps? ya followin' me?
its called "where the mantle was". you know. becase of the "fireplace".
or "was it".
was it what
was it really a "fireplace".
it was a fireplace!! look where the chimney was!!
then how do you explain the huge space under the house. remember what the direct tv guy told me? you know there was an underground bar here in town, right? the "cats paw". i'd like to have a bar. i'd serve coffee. little bit of the frappucino, baby. mine would be "the kats paw" of course. frappucinos. mmmmm .
capone had a place downtown.
downtown.....the tree streets..... its all related. mine would totally be underground too. it would be "exclusive"
the cats paw. where do you come up with this stuff. and since when is the direct tv guy the know-it-all for historical information?
seriously. over by the old "hills", whatever that was. its a fact. people have been there. i know.
hills was a store. and you, my dear, are crazy
i'd like to go there. investigate. see what i could find...
you would. dude. there's another car. and a jeep. come to think of it, where did their white car go. i haven't seen it for a few days
its parked outside the cats paw.
funny..... no, really.
you're totally not getting on the list
the list to what??
my "exclusive list". my bouncers will drop you so hard, you'll know exactly where capone lived.
hahahahahahahahaha
i wonder what they're smoking with their little pipe. crack? cocaine? maybe some blow?
ummmmm. thats all the same thing.
seriously?
seriously.
huh.......i bet capone "blew" in his day.
i'm sure he did.