Wednesday, August 5, 2009

late nite trips to walmart

hello?

hey.....whats that stuff called again? maxoderm?

maxoderm? what in the heck is that? i need bacitracin.

bacitracin. ahhhhh. i have this woman helping me back here and i couldn't for the life of me remember what it was called. where did i get maxoderm. took us forever to find this. ok...does bacitracin have zinc in it?

(google search, followed by unabridled laughter)...... you do realize you just went from a male enhancement product to zinc ointment and you took a poor, defenseless walmart employee with you on that journey.....

oh.my.god. (nervous clearing of throat) ummm. thank you. yah. thats what she needs.

(laughing.....oh the laughing)

i can't believe i just did that.

did you get your heartburn medicine?

(pause.......sigh) there ain't no goin' back now.

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