the presidential election presents

ok. time for a lighter post, in between steam-cleaning the carpet.

if pressed, i'd have to say i always leaned slightly more towards the republican side with a twist of liberal feminist thrown in for flavor. but i couldn't tell you why.

i've never understood politics. the very term, to me, takes away from the issues we're all sitting here faced with. which sure as heck isn't politics. its struggling to survive. and please, please tell me how mccain or obama either one, knows how the average blue collar family lives. i'd rather live on a mountain and grow my vegetable gardens and raise my youg'uns and trade my apple pie for a slab of steak at the co-op down the road, then fight this political battle. i've been slowly trying to educate myself on the finer points of obama vs. mccain, lately, and i've gotta say, despite our ground breaking efforts on this big election train, i don't care for either of 'em.

the only thing i give obama props for is his rhythm on ellen.

so i give the people an alternative. eat your hearts out, america. the diva's are coming to town.



she's faster than a speeding bullet.

she's got the energy of 10 marines and the memory of an elephant.

she'll put an end to needless suffering. such as homework.

lipgloss shall be free for everyone. no one left behind.

and she don't need no stinkin' secret service.