dear xm

dear xm radio,

please to enjoy my letter following,to inform you of these problems with you.

please. i implore for you. please to hire people that speak english. that not only can speak it fluently, but also, then, to understand it and verify those informations.

and when you're finished with that, please to then send your magic little signal and activate my husbands blasted radio.

for the love of all that is holy.

with much sincerely,

k to the at byrd