Monday, January 11, 2010

happy new year

when i'm nervous, stressed, at my breaking point, i do one of two things; have a massive and incapacitating migraine. or i have diarrhea.

its fun, really. wading thru a med class or interview or parent teacher conference with tunnel vision or the Ninth Revolt Of The Bowels.

this morning, upon waking up with a migraine, i followed up my excedrin with a 3 lb 6oz poo baby.

you're welcome.

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