Thursday, August 26, 2010

as an aside....

*why is facebook so addictive. and yet why must people insist on texting or messaging me instead of just call somebody.

*why have wendy's and/or subway not been receiving my psychic vibe to provide me with free fresh salads or sandwiches?

*who invented the pta. and why do they bombard me with cookie dough orders within the first month of school. While I'm Counting Calories.

*why must i love the bravo channel so much. Top Chef, Rachel Zoe, Flipping Out....i blame you.

*whose idea was it to create this thing called puberty. and is there a vaccine for it? more specifically, how much would it cost to skip it all together.....lets talk turkey.

*why won't someone just give me their old treadmill. or elliptical. i'm not picky

*why can i not sleep today

*oi

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